BEAST MASTERS CLUB EXCLUSIVE
Old Forester Private Pick
Cask Strength, Single Barrel
Straight Kentucky Bourbon
Barrel #8497
129.6 Proof
Warehouse H, 8th Fl

Well our first two editions of 800-TATER-LAW sold out in a heartbeat. So, by popular demand, here is TATER-LAW3! We picked this lovely barrel live at the podcast studio back in February, and we’ve been rubbing our little paws together in anticipation ever since.

This is a seriously high proof beast, coming in at 64.8% ABV! It really packs a punch with big bold wood, a wild oily palate, and a finish that goes on for hours.

The first time we did an Old Forester barrel, one of our faithful members wrote to us in anguish:

“Oh masters of the beast, while I deeply long for your latest bourbon treasure, if I buy more bourbon my wife is sure to divorce me! What should I do??”

And so the concept of the Beaver & Beaverwitz Law Firm (800-TATER-LAW) was born.

“At Beaver & Beaverwitz, we understand that your bourbon collection is more than just a hobby—it’s a ludicrous obsession that will soon end in divorce. Count on our team for shell PayPal accounts, discreet bunker relocation, and a comprehensive spousal communication package.”

So if you feel the need to pick up three or four of these bad boys (and while you’re in the neighborhood pick up a couple of our outrageous new nine year ryes) and fear the worst, we’ve got your back!

Cheers / The Beasts